Michael has a hard time being serious when answering our questionnaires so if his answers seem a little strange you know why…
What was your first memory?
Michael – Being hit by….
What was your favourite toy as a child?
Michael – My parents didn’t buy me toys. Nah really my toy cars were the best.
Any childhood illnesses or injuries?
Michael – None that the courts have permitted me to comment on.
Any scars from childhood accidents?
Michael – We can’t print Michael’s answer to this question!
Favourite birthday party?
Michael – All of them
Favourite birthday cake?
Michael – I had a cool robot one
Favourite holiday as a child?
Michael – Going to America and Ireland for six months in 1995
Favourite game as a child?
Michael – Hiding from my Mum and Dad
Do you remember your first day at school?
Michael – Yes… vaguely
Did you have many childhood parties?
Michael – A few – I didn’t have many friends
What did you like most about school?
Michael – Playtime
What was your favourite piece of clothing as a child?
Michael – My shorts made out of potato sacks.
Who was your first crush?
Michael – Rachel off FRIENDS.
What was your favourite subject at school?
Michael – Physical education
At what age did you learn to swim?
Michael – Five
Were you interested in sports?
Michael – Yip – soccer, cricket, golf
What did the tooth fairy leave you?
Michael -50¢ for any tooth
What was the most memorable thing that you learnt from a teacher?
Michael – Think before you speak
What was your first job?
Michael – Selling match sticks
Favourite children’s tv show?
Michael – The Simpsons
Favourite cartoon or movie?
Michael – Braveheart and Saving Private Ryan
Were you ever bullied?
Michael – No never. Cause I was always the biggest.
What were your hobbies as a child?
Michael – Soccer and cricket
What did you want to be when you grew up?
Michael – Policeman
The craziest thing you ever did as a child?
Michael – Ran into a glass door
Ay embarassing childhood photos?
Michael – There is one with me and my sister covered head to toe in food.